Getting in the mood
for a trip to England :).

Simpler is better??:
Despite some hard core encouragement, there are some things that I could never
really get the hang of.

Ten Ways to tell
you are a Woman Tech Diver!:
1. A man can always impress you with the size of his Haskell.
2. You have to wear double booties so that you can fit the XL Jetfins!
3. When your kids check the refrigerator all they can find is an Oxygen Sensor.
4. You have to braid you hair and clip it off so it doesn't wind around the
isolator.
5 You always check a guy's fins to see if
they have home made spring straps.
6. You are the only one on the whole boat wearing diapers!
7. You find yourself considering a mastectomy to reduce drag.
8. You have to learn to pull and glide with acrylic nails.
9. Your idea of a hot date is a guy with more dive gear than you already have,
serious relationships require a fill station and matching his & hers
scooters.
10. When you put on your gear you double your body weight.
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